if i ever ask you to come over for a movie night what i really mean is will you come over and watch all 8 harry potter movies with me so i don’t feel as alone
How do people get in relationships after relationships like I can’t find one person to find me even remotely attractive for like a second
Shipping: You wanna have sex with both of them, but more importantly, you wanna see them have sex with each other.
My mom left me home alone, so of course I did the unthinkable… I ate a cookie without permission… In. The. Living Room.
I’m the type of friend that wont lend you money but instead I will provide you wise advice on how to get money like robbing bank and murder people.
awhhwhfdf a lARGE DWARF-HOBBIT FAMILY!!!! BILBO WITH LITTLE BABY DWARVES!!! FRODO WITH OLDER AND YOUNGER DWARF SIBLINGS!!! ohm gy osh and i imagine bilbo would be so pleased bc hobbits have large(ish) families and now he’s got this big family of his own ohgm yg dfjf uvu
i literally can’t stop thinking about frodo acting as big brothers to a younger brother or sister dwarf and being all protective and teaching them things and holding their hand and leading them around and the younger sibling admiring frodo so much
And even after the dwarflings grow taller than Frodo THEY STILL THINK HE IS SUPER COOL BIG BRO FRODO, AND SUDDENLY THEY ARE THE ONES PROTECTIVE OF HIM BECAUSE HE IS TOO GREAT TO EVER BE HARMED AND THEIR PARENTS FIND THE WHOLE THING HILARIOUS
And Fili just teases Kili constantly like ‘see? THEY understand that the best big bros come in small packages’ AND DIS WOULD JUST LOVE THE IDEA OF MORE NEPHEWS AND NIECES TO CODDLE
AND I JUST AHDGFAK djfkd aaa
:D I can totally see Thorin coming home and finding Bilbo and the children fast asleep on the living room floor in front of the fire cause they tried to stay up late waiting for him to come home from his Kingly duties and he just gets stands there and just watches them all sleep for a minute with a warm smile on his face.
OH M YG OSH NO THIS IS SO CUTE just a pile of bilbo and frodo/dwarf siblings
them all curling up together and bilbo tells them stories or sings them songs or something and one by one they all drift into sleep and thorin comes in and after smiling at them fondly for a moment goes over and gently wakes bilbo up who blinks sleepily up at thorin and just smiles realizing he’d fallen asleep waiting up for thorin and together they wake up all their children and get them to bed and tuck them in and finally crawl into bed together ghdjfsdfsf
THIS IDEA IS SNOWBALLING AND I AM LOVING IT
JUST PICTURE THESE MORONS AT ROYAL EVENTS, STANDING THERE ALL GLAMOROUS AND MAJESTIC Till fili and kili start upsetting their cousins without anyone noticing, just to see if they lose their cool, and they really make this huge game out of it trying to rile their cute cousins up, BUT ITS DIS AND BILBO WHO SNAP AND START PULLING THEIR BRAIDS AND CHASTISING THEM FOR ALL THE COURT TO SEE
AND WHILE SOME OF THE KIDS CHEER FOR THEIR DAD AND AUNT, some stand next to Thorin and Frodo who don’t move an inch and keep standing there majestically as if nothing happened
Thorins default mode at these occasions is ‘fml’
TL;DR - THESE MAJESTIC FOOLS WOULD MOSTLY SUCK AT ROYAL EVENTS AND THORIN REGRETS EVERYTHING
WHAT A FUCKIN NIGHTMARE OMG IMAGINING BILBO AND DIS CORRALLING KIDS WHO ARE FIDGETY IN THEIR NICEST ROYAL OUTFITS AND THORIN’S JUST ATTEMPTING TO GO ON AND IGNORE THE SLOWLY BUILDING CHAOS AND ‘FML’ INDEED